A Blue Circle

I'm not that creative Xyquad

Application Status: Denied (we laughed tho) “NO AI WAS USED…” Yeah we can tell. AI would’ve at least tried to help you. “15.8 or Fifteen and 8/12ths…” Bro pulled out fractions like we’re grading a math worksheet. Next line was about to be “show your work.” You’re not leveling up a character, you’re applying for staff. “I joined to troll and massRDM…” INSANE opener. Actually incredible. That’s like applying to be a lifeguard and starting with “yeah I used to push kids into the deep end for fun.” “why the playerbase fell off I will never know” Local mystery man completely baffled by unsolved case: “Why do servers die???” Meanwhile: “I used to mass RDM.” Yeah bro… we may never crack this one. “I usually show up during holidays or summer…” So you’re a limited-time seasonal event. Do we unlock you with a battle pass or something? “high school isn’t a very forgiving subject” High school: famously a single subject. Right next to Math and Lunch. “I never had a bad experience” Of course you didn’t. You were the problem. “I want to help new players instead of getting onto them for every rule” Translation: “rules are optional and I vibe-check enforcement.” Bro wants to moderate using feelings and vibes 💀 “419 hours” Finally, something solid. Unfortunately it’s trying to carry an application that’s actively fighting it like it owes money. “all my past servers had toxic staff” Every single one, huh? At some point it stops being a coincidence and starts being a documentary. “I can be on anytime… unless I’m busy… which I might be…” Availability: yesn’t. Final Verdict: This application feels like you wrote it at 2AM, reread none of it, and hit submit with full confidence like “yeah this is the one.” You’ve got hours, you’ve got enthusiasm, and you’ve got absolutely no idea how this comes across. We’re not saying never— we’re just saying not like this. not ever like this. Decision: Denied. Pack it up, Evil Kazoo. Return to the lobby.

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i can't read and you're dark

I apologize for the late response again, I have been working extremely long hours and have been gone alot. If you'd like to try to staff, please get in touch.

I'd +1

holy shit he's gaming

I agree with eric, however it seems promising.

My apologies for just responding to this. I think you'd do fine

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I'm not saying you are- I'm sure you made a joke out of context, but I cannot tolerate that going on in the community.

3 months or not, we put pedophiles in the wood chipper here sir. Abuse is not something to be tolerated.

I'd be glad to take you back. Just take it easy this time okay?

You ARE ON RECORDING SAYING " DDOS INBOUND." And what in the navy seals copy pasta did I just fucking read?

i dont think you're banned

but first

Sorry for the late reply ACCEPTED

You played ICE too? If you want to give a shot, you sound like you have experience! Get to know people a bit as well

using purge to raid a base last minute to avoid needing to announce a raid. That's kinda the point. Defend your base during purge if you're basing! I'd love to be able to see to the many requests, Managing the servers issues instead of just being someone who sees the issues yes

ACCEPTED

Not having a microphone and trying to type 200 wpm while getting screamed at is pretty hard ngl

i fard shid then fordnide gaming

I think he wrote this. After speaking with ya a few times, I think you could staff, the question remains the same for everyone though- do you really want to?

Well, i'd be willing to give you a shot. But you also will have to review the new staff policies, functions, commands, and will have to be re trained.