I'm not that creative Xyquad

fyi i write my own denial essays. every time you use ai, an ethiopian toddler dies of dehydration, and since i love black people very much i never use ai. be better blue.

I get why XyQuad doesn't like AI checkers

Application Status: Denied (we laughed tho) “NO AI WAS USED…” Yeah we can tell. AI would’ve at least tried to help you. “15.8 or Fifteen and 8/12ths…” Bro pulled out fractions like we’re grading a math worksheet. Next line was about to be “show your work.” You’re not leveling up a character, you’re applying for staff. “I joined to troll and massRDM…” INSANE opener. Actually incredible. That’s like applying to be a lifeguard and starting with “yeah I used to push kids into the deep end for fun.” “why the playerbase fell off I will never know” Local mystery man completely baffled by unsolved case: “Why do servers die???” Meanwhile: “I used to mass RDM.” Yeah bro… we may never crack this one. “I usually show up during holidays or summer…” So you’re a limited-time seasonal event. Do we unlock you with a battle pass or something? “high school isn’t a very forgiving subject” High school: famously a single subject. Right next to Math and Lunch. “I never had a bad experience” Of course you didn’t. You were the problem. “I want to help new players instead of getting onto them for every rule” Translation: “rules are optional and I vibe-check enforcement.” Bro wants to moderate using feelings and vibes 💀 “419 hours” Finally, something solid. Unfortunately it’s trying to carry an application that’s actively fighting it like it owes money. “all my past servers had toxic staff” Every single one, huh? At some point it stops being a coincidence and starts being a documentary. “I can be on anytime… unless I’m busy… which I might be…” Availability: yesn’t. Final Verdict: This application feels like you wrote it at 2AM, reread none of it, and hit submit with full confidence like “yeah this is the one.” You’ve got hours, you’ve got enthusiasm, and you’ve got absolutely no idea how this comes across. We’re not saying never— we’re just saying not like this. not ever like this. Decision: Denied. Pack it up, Evil Kazoo. Return to the lobby.

NO AI WAS USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STAFF APPLICATION; CHECK SCREENSHOTS BELOW. Username/IGN: Evil Kazoo Steam ID [https://www.steamidfinder.com]: STEAM_0:1:151258063 How old are you? [Must be 15 or older]: 15.8 or Fifteen and 8/12ths, or Fifteen and 4/6ths, or Fifteen and 2/3rds Do you have a mic?: Yes Do you have Discord?: Yes (present in server) Why do you want to be part of the staff team? [Must be relevant to the question and be at least 1 paragraph long]: Ever since I was around 12 I wanted to be staff on the server, originally I joined to troll and massRDM but after seeing the server and it's glory I realized maybe it was different from the others. Blue Networks has always been my favorite DarkRP server, the only things that stopped me from being very active was the fall off of the player, why that happened I will never know. I usually show up during holidays or the summer where I have the time, since high school isn't a very forgiving subject when it comes to having freetime, but I usually have some to spare. Blue Networks was never bad to me. I never had a bad experience, and that must say something. I want to step up as an TMod to join not only my friends who are also staff, but to lighten the experience of new players and try to hook them in instead of getting onto them for every minor broken rule and flushing them out to some other pay to win shit server. How long have you been on the server? [Must have at least 12 hours in-game time]: 419 hours at the time of writing. Do you have any past Garry's Mod staff experience?: I have, I was admin on a server called "Sinful RP" prior to it's shutdown, I was also a moderator on "ProtectionRP" Prior to it's like 5 shutdowns. Both servers were pretty good, though they harbored a toxic staff environment with people who'd get mad at you over everything. If you weren't a person who was a stuck-up brown-nose that would do anything for someone a higher rank than sticking up for yourself no matter your rank, you'd be kicked out. What times are you usually on? [Include timezone]: During summer, I can be on at anytime so long as i'm home and my computer and not doing anything important, which is not very much. During the months of August to May, I can usually be on around 4:00 to 10:30+, as I get home around 4:00 (if no sports or clubs are active that day). and I usually sleep around 10:30 as I don't want to be tired the next day for school, which is really shitty if I am. My timezone is CDT. or UTC-5 As a staff member, you will have to put the server in front of your role-playing time. Do you accept and agree to this?: I agree.